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<body text="#AB0000" bgcolor="#E5FFCC"> <p align="center"><link REV=MADE HREF="mailto:msattler@jungle.com"> </p> <p><img src="../img/bastard-operator-from-hell.gif" alt="Bastard Operator From Hell" border=0 height=35 width=431><br> <font SIZE=-2>Updated: Tuesday 14 November 1995<br></font>  <font SIZE=-2>BOFH © 1990-1995 by <a href="mailto:spt@waikato.ac.nz">Simon Travaglia</a> and Datamation. All rights reserved. </font> </p> <p align="center"> <a href="mailto:spt@waikato.ac.nz">Simon Travaglia</a>, of the University of Waikato, Private Bag, Hamilton, New Zealand (no, really) is the creator of an evil character known as the <b>Bastard Operator From Hell</b>. I think it's humor that most everyone will enjoy, but if you've ever been a systems operator then Simon's work will have you rolling on the floor.</p> <p>Simon put the <a href="http://prime-mover.cc.waikato.ac.nz/simon/Bastard.html">BOFH</a> series onto the web a while back. The electronic version of BOFH are owned by Datamation magazine, all other rights belong to Simon.</p> <ul> <li>Before the Bastard Operator From Hell</li> <ul> <li>Simon's <a href="bofh-00-intro.html">Bastard introduction</a></li> <li>Simon's <a href="bofh-00-prehistory.html">Bastard prehistory</a></li> </ul> <ul> <li>Fit the First: (Genesis) <a href="bofh-01-sir-1.html">Striped Irregular Bucket #1</a></li> <li>Fit the Second: (Birth) <a href="bofh-02-sir-5.html">Striped Irregular Bucket #5</a></li> <li>Fit the Third: (Still birthing) <a href="bofh-03-bored-3.html">Bored #3</a></li> </ul> <li>Beginning Bastard</li> <ul> <li>Fit the Fourth: <a href="bofh-04-bofh-01.html">Bastard Operator from Hell #1</a></li> <li>Fit the Fifth: <a href="bofh-05-bofh-02.html">Bastard Operator from Hell #2</a></li> <li>Fit the Sixth: <a href="bofh-06-bofh-03.html">Bastard Operator from Hell #3</a></li> <li>Fit the Seventh: <a href="bofh-07-bofh-04.html">Bastard Operator from Hell #4</a></li> </ul> <li>The Real Bastard <ul> <li>Fit the Eight: <a href="bofh-08-bofh-05.html">Bastard Operator from Hell #5</a></li> <li>Fit the Ninth: <a href="bofh-09-bofh-06.html">Bastard Operator from Hell #6</a></li> <li>Fit the Tenth: <a href="bofh-10-bofh-07.html">Bastard Operator from Hell #7</a></li> <li>Fit the Eleventh: <a href="bofh-11-bofh-08.html">Bastard Operator from Hell #8</a></li> </ul> <li>What a Bastard <ul> <li>Fit the Twelfth: <a href="bofh-12-bofh-09.html">Bastard Operator from Hell #9</a></li> <li>Fit the Thirteenth: <a href="bofh-13-bofh-10.html">Bastard Operator from Hell #10</a></li> <li>Fit the Fourteenth: <a href="bofh-14-bofh-11.html">Bastard Operator from Hell #11</a></li> <li>Fit the Fifteenth: <a href="bofh-15-bofh-12.html">Bastard Operator from Hell #12</a></li> <li>Fit the Sixteenth: <a href="bofh-16-bofh-13.html">Bastard Operator from Hell #13</a></li> </ul> <li>Bastard Manages <ul> <li>Fit the Seventeenth: <a href="bofh-17-bsmh-01.html">Bastard System Manager from Hell #1</a></li> <li>Fit the Eighteenth: <a href="bofh-18-bsmh-02.html">Bastard System Manager from Hell #2</a></li> </ul> <li>Quite a Bastard <ul> <li>Fit the Nineteenth: <a href="bofh-19-bofh-14.html">Bastard Operator from Hell #14</a></li> </ul> <li>Foreign Bastard <ul> <li>Fit the Twenty-first: <a href="bofh-21-bofb-01.html">Bastard Operator from Britain #1</a></li> <li>Fit the Twenty-second: <a href="bofh-22-bofb-02.html">Bastard Operator from Britain #2</a></li> </ul> <li>Last Bastard <ul> <li>Fit the Twenty-third: <a href="bofh-23-lboh-01.html">Last Bastard Operator, vignette #1</a></li> <li>Fit the Twenty-fourth: <a href="bofh-24-lboh-02.html">Last Bastard Operator, vignette #2</a></li> <li>Fit the Twenty-fifth: <a href="bofh-25-lboh-03.html">Last Bastard Operator, vignette #3</a></li> <li>Fit the Twenty-sixth: <a href="bofh-26-lboh-04.html">Last Bastard Operator, vignette #4</a></li> </ul> <li>Bastard History <ul> <li>Simon's <a href="bofh-27-afterword.html">Bastard afterword</a></li> <li>Simon's <a href="bofh-28-faq.html">Bastard FAQ</a> </ul> </ul> </body>